Sunday, March 20, 2011

CAPSULES OF WISDOM

ONLY ROBINSON CARUSO GOT HIS WORK DONE BY FRIDAY<          THE HARDEST THING ABOUT SKATING IS THE ICE--- WHEN YOU COME RIGHT DOWN TO IT.       SOME POLITICIANS REPAIR THEIR FENCES BY HEDGING>      INFLATION HASN'T RUINED EVERYTHING A DIME CAN STILL BE USED AS A SCREWDRIVER>     INFLATION IS WHEN YOUR POCKETS ARE FULL AND YOUR STOMACH ISN'T>   A NEIGHBOR IS SOMEONE WHO ADVISES YOU ON WHAT TO BUY SO HE CAN BORROW IT LATER>     BUMPER STICKER UNEMPLOYMENT ISN'T WORKING>    SELLING IS A LITTLE LIKE HOG CALLING------ IT ISN'T THE NOISE YOU MAKE IT'S THE APPEAL IN YOUR VOICE>    AGRICULTURE IS THE GREATEST GROWTH IN AMERICA>  A SENSE OF HUMOR IS WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH AT SOMETHING WHICH WOULD MAKE YOU MAD IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU,******                                 

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